if you're going to climb on mother's day, you got to do it in style. that means wearing a dress. doesn't matter if you're a guy, a girl, a dog. you need a dress if you're going to climb. >> no kidding. >> these guys are wearing their finest. >> yeah, looks like you got free range too. if you're a dude, you can go sleeveless, a little low-cut number. >> you can even go sequins. you even have some booty shorts. >> i think i'd go a little slu it, slutty, show off my legs. >> you'd probably stuff your bra too. >> i'd look hot. i'd go full-out bird cage style. lipstick, earrings, wig, the boobies, everything. >> it would definitely be a show. >> what if you wear a meat dress, like lady gaga did that time? >> not a good idea in the wilderness. >> you would attract bears.